Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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