I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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