dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
So squirting runs in the family.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Randomize
