Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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