This girl is more easily done than said...
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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