At least make sure they are 18
Why
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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