i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I checked into jail on foursquare
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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