the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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