the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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