My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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