tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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