Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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