SEEEEXXX PLEASE
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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