Buhtt sex?
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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