i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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