Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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