hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Even my vagina gasped.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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