He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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