I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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