she was so not down for the gang bang
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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