hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
they're like a gay fantastic four
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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