The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
tell me about the fingering
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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