I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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