is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Can vaginas get frostbite?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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