just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Randomize
