Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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