Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
i've created a new STD.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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