And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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