Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
and you fell through a lawn chair
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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