I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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