Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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