Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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