Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I can text with my tongue
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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