If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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