Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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