remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
ugly people sure do ruin things
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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