in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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