Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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