It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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