OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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