it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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