i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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