I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Hippo gnu deer
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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