i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
is that a dick in a sweater?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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