Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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