I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
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How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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