either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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