I'm eating all of the evidence.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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