I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
