Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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