Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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