He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
