Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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