Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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