we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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